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I Got Drunk on All Kinds of Celebrity Liquor So You Don't Have To → jezebel.com

I don’t really like alcohol that much. I mean, I definitely drink it—I like a wine or a cocktail (and a cocktail and a cocktail) on a Friday afternoon—but I’m not one of those people who, say, sips a fine oaky bourbon and is all, “Oh, impudent…aspirational…cryptic…NEEDS MORE LOAM.” I don’t give a shit. Just hurry up and get it down there so I can talk to people like a normal.

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Surface is all there is.

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